Monday, December 1, 2008

AN OPEN LETTER TO GAYS, BISEXUALS, CLOSET QUEENS, SEXCUMS FROM DR. ANDY VILLANUEVA, DOCTOR OF SOULS AND LOVER OF KRISHNA ABBA

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When the humanoid stepped out to the land from the sea to evolve into his present form, there were just two genders intended by the Krishna Abba Father God to carry out His Exhortation to Procreation, “Go Forth, Multiply, And Inhabit the Earth.” It was unfortunate that deviants came out of the woodwork to confuse the synergy of the birds and the bees.

The Krishna Abba Father God is All-Knowing and nothing occurs outside of His Anticipation. We were granted by Him our free will but our decision to stray from the straight and narrow is a future event that’s past tense to His Almighty Vision. It’s like the aberrations that spring forth from noble intentions. The Father only asks that we glorify His name with the purest of conciliatory offerings. He is above vindictiveness.

The Krishna Father Almighty Father recognizes the intricate complexity of the multi-dimensions of reality, space, and time that was borne when He created the universe out of the Big Bang. He triggered the catharsis with the collision of two dimensions. Such a colossal impact engendered the distant stars and galaxies. Thus the same upheaval carried to the present in the transmutation of genders from merely two to four, perhaps more, if we count voyeurs, oral fanatics, pedophiles, bestial boys, and veggie sexists.

The orators should realize that the tonsils cannot be fertilized or that the tips of the tongues cannot secrete sperm. It therefore has no role in the charge of procreation. Jerking off, dildos, and vibrators may have a beneficial effect on the cardiovascular health of the elderly or the continuous ejaculation of semen may help prevent prostrate cancer, but as one Catholic Priest said it is the lustful thoughts that become a problem.

Engaging in sex for the pleasure of it per se was not the reason that the humanoid was granted sexual organs. You will notice that the male organ fits exactly into the female opening for the purpose of pregnancy. The anus may look like a custom fit also but the fact that fecal matter could be disturbed should be a solid argument against misuse.

There is no reason to despair however if you belong to the ranks of the degenerates. Dr. Andy Villanueva, Doctor of Souls, says that the Krishna Father was so kind to create a universe of multi dimensions. In fact we are all made up of the same God particles called by scientists as Higgs Bosons which are like light sparkles or minutiae which move at the speed of light. They vibrate like super strings when slowed down by the quantum field.

These vibrations open up to the multi dimensional universe as predicted by scientific theories. These theories are supposed to be proven by the results of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) in Geneva. Thus if an individual deviates from the two gender norm in one dimension, he can very well enjoy normalcy in others. The important thing is to be able to launch an incantation that mimics the vibration of the super strings

It is said that the verve and the decibels of the mellifluous Krishna Mantras are the closest thing to the resonance of the vibration of the super strings. That’s why the Krishna Abba Father God bestows special favors to the devotees who chant them. Let the Doctor of Souls, Dr. Andy Villanueva, teach you these Holy mantras that please the Krishna Abba Father God. Contact him by email at ilurd_urmbwiesrd@yahoo.com.ph . You may also email a message through leverjos@gmail.com . .

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